Fishy Shenanigans Fan Gifts

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Steroids.'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Fish Workout

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.

Revenge of the Fish

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

Jester.

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"No more home swaps on the internet."

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"

Fish with Human Trophy

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

Holy Mackerel

'Another foreclosure.'

It's so comfy in here since we replaced the castle with a water softener.

'Where you off to Freddie? The fishpond! ...THE FISHPOND!'

Wild Wild Salmon

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

'Now what?'