Fishy Baseball Fan Gifts

'Now what?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."