Flirtatious Fish Fan Gifts

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Fresh fish

Sea Horse outside saloon

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

being watched over his shoulder

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'