Prankster Fish Fan Gifts

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'How are they biting?'

'It's the simple things.'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Five minutes everybody.

Fish Workout

Hoax Ethnic Food

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Clown eating jelly beans.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

'Dude, check it out!'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

A balloon salesman is stuck with a pin and his balloons fly off.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

"It's festive. But I think it means no candy."

How evolution was inspired by children

'Very funny, William. Take it off! You're scaring the other students.'

"I thought we agreed we were doing gag gifts."

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'I see Justin Bieber has moved in with the squirrels.'

Revenge of the Fish

'I love to sneak up on them and yell jump!'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."