Fishing Prankster Gifts

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'HELLLLLP !!!'

Fishing from the Pier

'How are they biting?'

"That was a great idea to use tequila worms as bait!"

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"Not exactly a snowman!"

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"What's the limit on these things?"

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Revenge of the Fish

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Oh Bugger !

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

Danger Loose Chippings