Fishing Pranksters Gifts

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'How are they biting?'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Fishing in the aquarium.

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Revenge of the Fish

"No more home swaps on the internet."

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Fishing.

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Smile...an anaconda just ate your husband.

"That was so funny the first time he missed. Give it up, Lenny."

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

Man denies seeing two men when he is asked.

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

"Do you recognise the individual who stole your chips on the pier?"

'HELLLLLP !!!'

The Margate Fish Thief