Ocean Pranksters Gifts

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"So there's this big Mother...."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Hide and Seek

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"What's the limit on these things?"