Marine Prankster Gifts

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'How are they biting?'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Old fart and the sea'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"What's the limit on these things?"

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

Revenge of the Fish

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

Danger Loose Chippings

Practical pirate.

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"No more home swaps on the internet."

'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'

Martians tricking the space rover

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

'It choked on the oars.'