Sailing Prankster Gifts

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'How are they biting?'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

School Crossing

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'Old fart and the sea'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Parachute Landing in Field

A yacht being followed by sharks.

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Revenge of the Fish