Aquatic Prankster Gifts

"That was so funny the first time he missed. Give it up, Lenny."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'How are they biting?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

Diving into a Fake Pool

"What's the limit on these things?"

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Jello in the diving pool.

"I attract all the crypts."

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Revenge of the Fish