Fishy Prankster Gifts

A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.

"No more home swaps on the internet."

Revenge of the Fish

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'How are they biting?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

How to scare cats.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"What's the limit on these things?"

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

Groucho Chicken

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Fisherman.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"Hey, buddy, if it's not too much trouble, I'm getting a little peckish and it's my dinner time." "Wha?! You can talk!!" "I'm just messing with you—woof, woof! Woof! Woof!!"

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Jester.

"Just the bait, please."

Danger Loose Chippings

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

Ice fishing from a suckerhole