Fishy Punster Gifts

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Chicken soup for the sole.

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dog Walker

Pet Cemetery.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Beauty and the Baste

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Licker Store

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Shakin' bacon.'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

"He's a shiitake."

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'