Fishy Funster Gifts

Holy Mackerel

Jester.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Chicken soup for the sole.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"That is six feet."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

"You know I hate you, right?"

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."

The Cheshire Dog.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

"I've only got a few who can get around the world overnight. . . their names are - corona, delta and omicron."

Revenge of the Fish

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Santa Claus

'Hello, is that over-eaters anonymous?'

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about the future?'