Ocean Funster Gifts

"That is six feet."

Cheeze Wiz.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"It's from the E.P.A., they say we have to have a non-smoking section."

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

'His vocabulary is tiny, but effective.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'I'm not hopeful about my presents Mum - when I asked him, he didn't even know our address.'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

NASA Mission Control Room & Out of Control Room

"You know I hate you, right?"

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.