Fishy Funsters Gifts

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Chicken soup for the sole.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"That is six feet."

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

Fish Workout

"You know I hate you, right?"

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Fisherman.

"I've only got a few who can get around the world overnight. . . their names are - corona, delta and omicron."

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

Jester.

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Revenge of the Fish

Santa Claus

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

"Just the bait, please."

Aliens use beer as bait.

"No more home swaps on the internet."

'...a little higher and to the right.'

"I don't know, how long can you tread water?"