Fishy Funsters T-Shirts

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

Fish Workout

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"That is six feet."

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"You know I hate you, right?"

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"I've only got a few who can get around the world overnight. . . their names are - corona, delta and omicron."

Fisherman.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Jester.

Revenge of the Fish

"Just the bait, please."

Santa Claus

'Call me soft, but I miss the old traditions.'

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

Aliens use beer as bait.

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"No more home swaps on the internet."

"I'm just sayin', the chances of Santa stopping by to fill your stocking are pretty slim!"