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'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Astronaut fishbowl.

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"What's the name of our sea?"

'Steroids.'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

How do fish get to work?

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Mandatory mask use

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Nuclear power station and ecology

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

Fish Fries

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"