Fishy Fun Lover Gifts

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Steroids.'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Mandatory mask use

How do fish get to work?

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

WInter Fish

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.