Fishy Fun Seeker Gifts

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Circus Act

Too much monkey business...

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Children's Entertainer

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Two children play with a pedal bin

The Final Selfie

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"Call me!"

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'