Pet Fun Seeker Gifts

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Pick me!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Too much monkey business...

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

He likes to make work fun

Circus Act

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Pesky students.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Children's Entertainer

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'