Pet Fun Seeker Gifts

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Pick me!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'The girls must be feeling better...'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Too much monkey business...

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

He likes to make work fun

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Circus Act

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'