Pet Seeker Gifts

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Pick me!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Dog says hi to a cat.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Where's my smartphone?"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Dog admiring hot dog

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

Doggie Heaven

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

Pet Cow

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

A bar for dogs

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'

Big Dogs, Little People.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"Get a dog."

Pets past...Did you know?

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

Documentary Proof: A dog lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"Hello... how are you?... Good... I love you..."