Pet Wisdom Seeker Gifts

"It's called catnip and believe me, you don't want to go there."

"Pick me!"

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'You must heal yourself.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

FAQs.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"