Cat Wisdom Seeker Gifts

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Feel free to take notes."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Cat Towels

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Children's Feast.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cat Reunion

'He's not supposed to go out.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Cats and gardens.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'