Quirky Wisdom Seeker Gifts

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"But the tax evasion did bring me happiness."

Acupuncture works...You never see a sick porcupine.

'I'm screwed...'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Feel free to take notes."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'