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So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Feel free to take notes."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Children's Feast.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cat Reunion

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Litter Tray Training