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101 uses of a dead cat: brick

Clown on bike.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat Reunion

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Dedication to excellence....

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Zoo animals.

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Noah's ark, many lions

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Just a little seasoning...

Cat Zoom Meeting

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"I hate it..."