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Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Projectile hairballing."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I hate it..."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

Great mouser!