Cat Comedy Seeker Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: brick

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Cat Reunion

Knights of the bedside table.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Noah's ark, many lions

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

"Projectile hairballing."

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Just a little seasoning...

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Litter Tray Stonehenge