Cat Comedy Seekers Pillows

'Let's get a kitty.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Projectile hairballing."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I hate it..."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'...How can a cat get diabetes?'

"I hope you're not expecting a tip."