Cat Comedy Seekers Gifts

'Let's get a kitty.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I hate it..."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

Hell No Kitty

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I hate surprises!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'...How can a cat get diabetes?'