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A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Pick me!"

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"It's not wrong to want someone to give you a belly rub as long as it's consensual."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"Where's my smartphone?"

Dog admiring hot dog

Pet Cow

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

A bar for dogs

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"Get a dog."

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'

Big Dogs, Little People.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

Pets past...Did you know?

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

Documentary Proof: A dog lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"Hello... how are you?... Good... I love you..."

"The sad point is that my best friends are the professional dog-walker and the dog-groomer: I hardly ever see my master..."

"I'm an only dog. It was more fun at the pet shop."