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'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Pick me!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

The Main Types of Cheese

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Work out buddies.

You are here.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

"Oh good! You're up!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Ah-chmoo!

Dog admiring hot dog

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Dog with long tongue out car window.

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

Frank and Ernie's Seafood Grotto. I'll have the "seafood platter". Certainly, sir -- small, medium, or barge?

"Get a dog."