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'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Pick me!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

The Main Types of Cheese

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'You tell me how he does it.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Work out buddies.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

You are here.

"Oh good! You're up!"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Dog admiring hot dog

Ah-chmoo!

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Dog with long tongue out car window.

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."