Canine Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

"Now this is a dog park!"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Cannonball!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Chiller Theatre

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Rock Climber

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Bears going water skiing.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Marco ..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Extreme Bungy

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.