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Packaging Russian Dolls

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

The Main Types of Cheese

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Ice Cream Flavors

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"Woah - random!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Obama.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

Greedy child

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'We're all out of Novocain, so we need to restrain your arms and legs.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Person Reading For Pleasure