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Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Packaging Russian Dolls

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Coronavirus Waves

Santa does a keg stand.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Beware of the frog"

Quality Control

How to win friends and Influenza People.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Torturing the English Language

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'