Satirical Delight Seeker Pillows

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Packaging Russian Dolls

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Stick them up...'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Beware of the frog"

Santa does a keg stand.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Coronavirus Waves

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Quality Control

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"