Satire Smile-seeker Pillows

"Finally I get the shot! Is it Pfizer, AstraZeneca or Moderna?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Stick them up...'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Beware of the frog"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Coronavirus Waves

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Quality Control

Farmer and FIsherman