Satirical Smile Chaser Pillows

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

When clowns are hunting.

Clown Skis.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'The sty is falling!!'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Why am I such a grouch?'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

Obama.

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

"ME!!!"

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

'And it's a photo finish!'

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

Selfie Fun