Smile Chaser Pillows

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The New Normal

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Letter writing lady.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Tango

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Obama.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"ME!!!"

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'And it's a photo finish!'

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'