Cheerfulness Chaser Pillows

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

All-Candy Seder.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Letter writing lady.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Tango

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Whenever his boss praised him, he broke into the biggest smile.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"WHEEEE!"

'I was warned about online dating.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Visit Santa.

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Violin Balloons

Before and After Tattoos.

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

Cupid

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

So You Want to be a Political Rock 'n' Roll Star

Drinkers.

"....and look."