Cheerfulness Chaser Pillows

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

All-Candy Seder.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Letter writing lady.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Tango

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Whenever his boss praised him, he broke into the biggest smile.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"WHEEEE!"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'I was warned about online dating.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Violin Balloons

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

Before and After Tattoos.

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

Cupid

Visit Santa.

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

"....and look."

Drinkers.

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'