Positive Vibes Chaser Pillows

Covid Shadow

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Death of the Blues

The Martini is invented.

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The Three Kinds of People

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Stop, Walk, Love

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

"I'm a Rhy-YES!"

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

Vacuuming Up the Mood

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

'At least it's a dry heat'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

"Could be worse."

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"Drink Overboard!"

The Optimist and the Pessimist.

Artist's impression of a prehistoric metrosexual...

"I'm trying to be more optimistic. Rainy days and Mondays now only sometimes get me down."