Positive Vibes Chaser Pillows

Covid Shadow

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

The Martini is invented.

The Death of the Blues

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The Three Kinds of People

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

Smiley Victory Fingers

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Vacuuming Up the Mood

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

"I'm a Rhy-YES!"

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

Stop, Walk, Love

'At least it's a dry heat'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"Could be worse."

"Drink Overboard!"

The Optimist and the Pessimist.

"I'm trying to be more optimistic. Rainy days and Mondays now only sometimes get me down."

Artist's impression of a prehistoric metrosexual...