Positivity Chaser Pillows

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

That shows business confidence.

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Breakthrough

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Better times ahead.

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Strive to win!

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Happy Champion

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Corporate Success

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Late-Onset Epiphany

Woman out on limb

You could learn to think of it as a learning curve, sir.

'We're in a hurry.'