Optimism Chaser Pillows

"Could be worse."

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh

'I remain confident we will pull out of this nose dive.'

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Things are looking up!"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Woman out on limb

Arch of Triumph Save

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"