Contentment Chaser Pillows

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

child between cats hears purring in stereo

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Letter writing lady.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

Tango

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

Happiness

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

A new study found that people with low expectations are more content.

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"WHEEEE!"

Hotel teddy for hire

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

Mountaineers milk.

Motivational Posters: Quit staring at your feet!

Cupid

Perpetual Motion.

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

"....and look."

'That's right, a person with 9 million is no happier than one with 8 million.'

'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'