Contentment Explorer Pillows

"Happiness is knowing what you've got."

"Unfortunately, being happy does to bring happiness."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Rodin's THE FEELER

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"