Confidence Explorer Pillows

"You'd be pretty if you'd just lose some height."

Ego Increasing School

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Leadership suits you

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Always expect the best

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Learning Curve

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

"It looked better on pinterest."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

How Gary got his groove back.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"