Confidence Seeker Pillows

Daily Affirmations: 'You can succeed!! You are a Peli-'CAN' not a peli-can't.'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

Security/Insecurity.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

'When did you first notice you were becoming invisible?'

'Id like a face that says I'm available without looking too desperate.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Maybe the reason why I'm such a loser is because of my chronic self-criticism and lack of confidence."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Be your authentic self.

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

High heeled woman stepping on man's feet

Driver's Block

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'I'm really shy you see: I guess I'll never be a 'Social Butterfly'...'

"Whenever I want to build some confidence...I play this course!"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

'Hey come on - Is this the best you can do? Gimmee a challenge!'

'Janet, that guy you make fun of all the time is here to see you.'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

"Well, well - Aren't YOU a cute little fellow!"

Access your inner beast.

"Being rich means a girl might like you only for your money."

"It's probably nothing but I saw him with your girlfriend last night."

"Wouldn't it be cool if guys could read girls' minds?"

"This says the quickest way to self-confidence is changing the questions to ask yourself. Instead of 'What happens if I fail?'...ask yourself 'What happens if I succeed?' Of course! That makes perfect sense! Wait...what if it doesn't work?"

"I'm going to go out there and give it my all. I mean who cares if I look like a potato!"

"...anyway, that's enough about me...in next week's session we'll talk about something else."

Joel grows a pair of balls.