Confidence Seekers Pillows

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

How Gary got his groove back.

'I'm sorry, but at your weight it could be dangerous for you to take part.'

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Warrior Woman

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Ego Increasing School

Always expect the best

Learning Curve

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'What do you mean 'when push came to shove, I patted'?'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'