Confidence Seekers Pillows

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Have you ever known anyone famous? I have. I've always been great friends with Randy "The Rock" Taylor. What? That's you. Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they SHOULD know you. HEY, YOU ALL OVER THERE! YOU KNOW ME! You don't carry things with your mouth.

How Gary got his groove back.

'I'm sorry, but at your weight it could be dangerous for you to take part.'

They hated me.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Warrior Woman

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Ego Increasing School

Always expect the best

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Learning Curve

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.