Confidence Tricksters Pillows

"I'm in the early stages of faking it till I make it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Hypnotoon

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"We're here, Harry."

Propping up a profits chart.

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

How Gary got his groove back.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

PEP TALKS!

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Children in a Nursery.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

Snowman Magic

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"