Confidence Tricksters Pillows

"I'm in the early stages of faking it till I make it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Hypnotoon

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

Propping up a profits chart.

"We're here, Harry."

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

How Gary got his groove back.

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

Snowman Magic

PEP TALKS!

First Annual Psychic Convention

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'See you next week, if I'm still in the job.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Psychologist at Self Esteem Clinic to patient: 'You need to learn to relax more - play some miniature golf.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"